pickleofadilley:

When the movie releases, are you prepared to be a hero to thousands of kids? What will it mean to you? (x)

I can’t.

(Source: chrisprattings)

"Recently someone asked me what characteristics i look for in someone I’m dating…"

all I said was sensitive, sense of humor, and preferably not vegetarian. and yet, and yet…i seem to find ALL the vegetarians. WHY WHY MY LIFE IS SO HAAAAARD. i realized that some ladies want guys who are bigger than them. i really dont care about that. scrawny guys are cool. but i have a similar thing about meat. i dont even care if i have a bigger appetite than a guy. but i want them to want to eat meat at least as much as me. a big part of this is that im afraid if i date a veg seriously that i would just start eating less and less meat and turn me into a vegetarian and I DONT CHANGE FOR ANYONE (but what if, OH NO).

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there

(via alpacalypse)

(Source: novelpremise, via joestanton)

pizza-dome:

theevermysteriousowl:

LOSING MY SHIT

im gunNA VOMIT

Worth it

(Source: the-fearless-tall-dude-killer, via buttfacedmiscreant)

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via buttfacedmiscreant)

rockyhorrorpictureshowpics:

Done

narputo:

kingconchobhar:

bahahaha

I am still not over this

Yessss

(Source: the-ravenclaw-next-door, via alvinrod)

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