"wait a minute, who put this night light on the cherry tomatoes?"
imagine if prostate cancer research was marketed like breast cancer
women in “i <3 pegging” bracelets
"save the anal!"
beyond done with the save the boobies campaign. fuckin d-d-d-done.
"when im testing the waters to see if a guy is into emojis and he is"
"When a man says no in this culture, it’s the end of the discussion. When a woman says no, it’s the beginning of a negotiation."
Gavin De Becker (via 691180)
(Source: dandyions, via territorialcreep)
"when people ask me when I’m going to graduate"