"wait a minute, who put this night light on the cherry tomatoes?"

— mom

wheretheoscarwildethingsare:

imagine if prostate cancer research was marketed like breast cancer

women in “i <3 pegging” bracelets

"save the anal!"

beyond done with the save the boobies campaign. fuckin d-d-d-done.

(via his-son-bingo)

thefrenemy:

It’s never occurred to me to leave New York City.

I couldn’t. Every weekend is somebody’s birthday, every weekday is a glass of wine with a friend, a finally getting around to the gym, a trip to the store to find something useless I’ve needed for months. I don’t have the time. Sometimes, many…

"a friend who has become a room to me in the house I am trying to build." 

"when im testing the waters to see if a guy is into emojis and he is"

slight-exaggeration:

:)

sometimes i forget that freddy prinze jr was my first major crush as a wee lass. look at that salty hair. such a babe. 

(Source: s-gellar, via buttfacedmiscreant)

sexual energy was a big part of a class discussion today, to make a long story short, and at one point my friend said &#8220;everyone&#8217;s a little gay!&#8221;
i agree with her but i automatically assumed she was quoting honey boo boo
:( tumblr has ruined my life :(
on a somewhat related note, how hot is lea seydoux.
on a less related note i think i&#8217;m going to start telling people when i think they have a hot face. its like, not that tacky right? im not expressing my equally pressing urge to pinch their butt, its just about letting someone know they have a very nice aesthetic that you can appreciate. a beauty that you want to draw. and its timeless. the hot aesthetic of a face does not depart with time.
i&#8217;m just saying i think anyone would be flattered to hear that i want to eat a meal off their face.

sexual energy was a big part of a class discussion today, to make a long story short, and at one point my friend said “everyone’s a little gay!”

i agree with her but i automatically assumed she was quoting honey boo boo

:( tumblr has ruined my life :(

on a somewhat related note, how hot is lea seydoux.

on a less related note i think i’m going to start telling people when i think they have a hot face. its like, not that tacky right? im not expressing my equally pressing urge to pinch their butt, its just about letting someone know they have a very nice aesthetic that you can appreciate. a beauty that you want to draw. and its timeless. the hot aesthetic of a face does not depart with time.

i’m just saying i think anyone would be flattered to hear that i want to eat a meal off their face.

(Source: overdosage, via territorialcreep)

"When a man says no in this culture, it’s the end of the discussion. When a woman says no, it’s the beginning of a negotiation."

Gavin De Becker  (via 691180)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

(Source: dandyions, via territorialcreep)

i will never stop feeling this song so hard.

"when people ask me when I’m going to graduate"


Amy Harmon, Making Faces

Amy Harmon, Making Faces

(Source: aseaofquotes, via territorialcreep)